Bottom of the Barrel

OK...Money has been tight, but I have come to the conclusion that no matter how broke I am, I cannot settle for the "cheapest" coffee at the market. Cheap...ok...cheapest--NO! All coffee claims to be "hand selected" by Juan Valdez in the highlands of Colombia, but the cheapest coffee tastes like it was hand selected by Juan's cousin who sweeps the floor in the bean grinding room.